The Colonel Sanders Chicken & Biking
Mmm.... That chicken looks finger licken good! A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF

I'm fifteen years old and
in ninth grade. You may be
woundering why I picked the
name Colonel Sanders for
myself. Well I can tell you
only one thing, damn that
extra crispy chicken is good.
That and my sisters friends
started calling me that one
day and it just kinda stuck.

My favorite thing to do
is to go out street riding
with my friends. Though there
arn't many places to grind and
there are no natural jumps my
home town has gaps all over.
The biggest gap I've ever done
here was at a gas station.
It's elveated and at the edge
of the parking lot there's
about a half a foot of wall
you have to bunny hop. As you
look down your about six feet
in the air and your flying
over a small pine tree and
thirteen feet of dirt. then
you land in the next parking
lot over.




THIS WAS A LETTER IN THE
OCTOBER ISSUE OF RIDE

(it's pretty good)

To all you guys who
complain about the kids and
gay shit they say or write in:
if you have such a problem
with them,do something about
it. Teach them whats cool and
not cool. Tell them to get dad's
shovel and bring it to the
trails, and then teach them to
build jumps. If you can get these
little bastards to respect you
(here's were your riding skills
come in to it), they'll want to
impress you. Put them to work,
have them build the trails of
your dreams. If you take five
minutes to do this, I guarantee
it will help the whole BMX
movement. Don't you realize they
are spoon-fed bullshit by
BMX Plus!? Hell most of these
kids' SUV driving yuppie-scum
parents won't even let them look
at Ride because of the dirty
language and alcohol references.
At lest these kids are riding
bikes and not fruitbooting. Help
them see the light, my brothers!
Remember, everyone reading this
was a kook on their bike at
first. And any one who writes
in to rip my letter can pucker
up and kiss my ass!
Shady Frank, Kintnersville, PA
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would like to tell Ride about
this letter mail them at:

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Suit A, Santa Ana, Ca 92705

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Some guy doing a rail jump.
MY BIKE

Right now I have a
Mongoose DMC Pro frame. GT
Pistion stem, DMC bars and
Odyssey levers. My hubs and
rims are basic GT ones and I
have Hucker tires on it. My
brakes are just 990's and I
have an SST Oryg on it. That's
about it noting fancy but it
gets the job done.


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